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Thread #120450   Message #2693476
Posted By: Alice
04-Aug-09 - 10:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
The Bozeman Police Department reports for Sunday included the following:

* A man said his neighbors were smoking something on their back porch and it was not tobacco. He believed it was marijuana.

* Two women were warned for fighting in the parking lot of a bar in the Barmuda Triangle at around 2:30 a.m.

* * A unicycle was found in an aspen grove on North Fourth Avenue and turned into police.
[Well, there it is, the unicycle I turned in... I hope the owner gets it back.]

* There was a chicken in front of a building on East Main Street around 8 p.m.

The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office reports for Sunday included the following:

* Around 1:30 a.m., a caller said a wedding across from her home on Norris Road was too loud and "she just wants sleep."

* A man said someone was shooting at him from a residence near Dry Creek School Road around noon.

* A tire rim was stolen off a horse trailer while it was parked on Tag Along Road.

* A caller said he was "tired of dealing with his neighbor's loud remote-control car" and wanted to know what his options were.

* A man was walking along Interstate 90 around 10:30 p.m. with his hands in the air.

The Montana State University Police reports for Sunday included the following:

* A woman reported that a group of women took her towel while she was in the shower in Johnstone Hall.