That's right. I am still here. They said I was gone, but they was wrong. I ain't leavin'. And you can't make me leave. Any rumors about my departure are as untrue as the false rumors about me and Golda Meir doin' the Oingo-Boingo behind a quonset hut in Haifa in 1963. It never happened. It never will. And I ain't leavin'.

- Chongo

p.s. You will see me takin' the Oath of Office in 2012. I can guaran-dam-tee it.