When his plane lands, he should be given a proper American warm welcome, i. e., warm tar with a liberal admixture of feathers, followed by an escorted ride on a rail to a place of detention, the populace serenading with catcalls and lofting rotten tomatoes and eggs at his person, and the band loudly playing "We will hang Hacker Gary to a sour apple tree!". He may be spared the hangman, but that great old institution, the vigilance committee, may see that justice is not only done but seen to be done.

(This thread is getting tiresome)