Poor ol' Grampa Amos. Pretty soon he'll be posting like this:

"Hehe, I 'member back in '62..or maybe it was '64..no, it was '62 'cause I was drivin' a Falcon back then...nice little car...red, I think it was, or maybe blue...anyway, this here girl I was datin' then...she was a blond or maybe a redhead...anyway, I was...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."