Well, alright, Gervase, you miserable git, you, you've asked for it now, you cross-dressing, gender-bending, lying, two-faced, son/daughter of Sam's dog! How dare you come on this Forum, filled with truthful and ardent folk, and parade around here as a forty-something journalist, father/husband when we all know the truth is you are a floozy hanging out in the piss-pot firkens of London looking for a little firky-toodling to perk up your little fried eggs! I must say, though, that despite all of your subterfuge, you do seem to be a wicked pisser, by all reports, and I hope that, be you a Marge or be you one who can make the bald man cry, you will continue to muck about the Mudcat, sullying it for all to see!**RBSEG**

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