So last year, we did laundry (actually April did it) and the dryer did NOT work. Clothes got spread out in the back of her station wagon to dry, and *somebody's* dainties got hung on a peg over the table, accented by a flyswatter and draped with a dish towel. A lovely still life.

I think the fact I took a picture at all had a lot to do with gin... or maybe it was the tonic. I can tell you the description of the scene is a lot funnier than the actual evidence. And some things should be shrouded in mystery. Other things call for a HazMat team and a lot of plastic, but just keeping them off the internet is a first step.