SOP, let us have a Latin Mass as well.

I'll give it a try, Ron - but it's a bugger to get the Latin Pater Noster to fit Butter and Cheese and All. Of course it can be done if you stress it in Plain Chant strophes thus:

Pater Noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum.
Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua,
sicut in caelo et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum
da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis
debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus
debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,
sed libera nos a malo. Amen.

Like it! All I need now is to find some monks...