The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2697774
Posted By: Amos
11-Aug-09 - 12:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dang, I yam jealous of Kendall.

But it is alright. There will be more parties.

If the world does not end first.

I have just learned that my very unusual elderly neighbor, who drives off to church twice a day and rarely otherwise comes out, has a secret reason for the large RV he keeps in his driveway. He is too weak to do anything recreational with it, but he keeps it and maintains it in ready condition. Turns out he figures it should be kept ready for the Rapture. I never heard of anyone wanting to be Raptured in an RV before, but I guess creature comforts might be useful on a long trip like that. I can't imagine how he thinks the voyage will end, though...

I swear I am not making this up.