I love gettin' junk mail. The more the better. I use it for startin' fires, for pluggin' air leaks around doors and windows in the cold weather, and for stuffin' cheap pillows and mattresses, and I have also wallpapered the entire entrance hall with it at no cost to me except for a little white glue. Sometimes I make paper airplanes out of it on a slow day and sail 'em out the office windows. It's on the third floor, so they fly real good.

- Chongo