Oh DAAAAHlings, I didn't realise there were so many thesps here amoung us.... I too, have trod the boards, done the tits and teeth thing, and done the am dram.... Was Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz once, forgot the words to 'somewhere over the rainbow'.. great eh?!

Break a leg luvvies.....

And yes, I do squeak. Available on a CD called 'A Cardi and Bloke' by Les Barker, poet extraordinaire, and can't help coming from Manchester.

LTS