From The Hamilton (Ontario, Canada) Spectator "Police Blotter" article of August 11, 2009:

"Aug. 7, 2009 – Patrol officers approached three men on the corner of Ferguson [Avenue] and Barton [Street] at 3 p.m. One man was smoking a marijuana cigarette. The man was searched and found to be in possession of a stolen bicycle, numerous bike locks, burglary tools and a small amount of marijuana. The 53-year-old man from Hamilton is charged with possession of marijuana, possession of burglary tools and possession of stolen property."

Just what was he wearing???