Well hooray that my fake Facebook identity has now disappeared folowing complaints by me and those of the indefatigable Richard Bridge: thanks Richard.

Don, I complained too to Facebook about your fake identity so am appalled it's still there. I've sent you a request to add you as a friend in your REAL identity though, to welcome you to real Facebook instead of Fakebook.

Richard, perhaps you should be flattered you're being cloned all over the place: you're obviously regarded as a real threat. Good for you!