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Thread #120450   Message #2698536
Posted By: Alice
12-Aug-09 - 09:45 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Police showed up to break up a fight but found that everybody had left. Two beer bottles were found at the scene as well as a heavy duty staple gun, which was entered into evidence.

After engaging in a short chase with deputies, a man was found to be driving with a suspended license and had marijuana in his pockets. He was arrested but released due to jail capacity.

A parent requested a deputy to talk to her kids about sneaking out of the house late at night.

Another parent came to the Sherriff's office asking what to do about his son smoking marijuana.

When an apparently confused, disheveled looking woman showed up in a man's yard she became frightened, claimed she must have been at the wrong house and ran away after climbing over an 8-foot-tall fence.
(That's sad, not funny).