A couple of friends of mine composed some risque verses for Johnson Boys. The only one I remember:

Johnson Boys, they have girlfriends,
Girls so ugly, you could weep,
Still, it beats an ice-cold shower,
Or visiting the neighbors sheep.

No, wait, I remembered another:

Johnson Boys, Jack and Ernie
Practicing their favorite sport
Pinching women on the fanny,
Laughing loudly, snort, snort snort.