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Thread #52945 Message #2698643
Posted By: RangerSteve
12-Aug-09 - 12:50 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Johnson Boys/Johnson Gals
Subject: RE: Origins: Johnson Boys/Johnson Gals
A couple of friends of mine composed some risque verses for Johnson Boys. The only one I remember:
Johnson Boys, they have girlfriends,
Girls so ugly, you could weep,
Still, it beats an ice-cold shower,
Or visiting the neighbors sheep.
No, wait, I remembered another:
Johnson Boys, Jack and Ernie
Practicing their favorite sport
Pinching women on the fanny,
Laughing loudly, snort, snort snort.