Yet another variation on the Beer Song:

Homer Simpson's Beer Song

Dough: the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray: the guy that sells me beer.
Me: the guy that drinks the beer.
Far: long way to go for beer.
So, I'll have another beer.
La... I'll have another beer!
Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer.
That will bring us back to... (peers into empty mug)
D'oh!

live on, Homer!