For tonights thrilling episode of "FARCEBOOK" An everyday story of incompetent people.

At 2105 hrs this evening Farcebook's ever vigilant watchdogs had a sudden rush of undirected energy to the brain, and decided to disable my GENUINE account, on the grounds that I have broken their terms and conditions by impersonating MYSELF.

This must be a shoe in for the Guinness Book of World Records.

However, apart from my own somewhat incandescent response, they have also received a 64 gun broadside from the formidable Richard B, and I confidently expect that my account will be reinstated within three months (based on previous responses).

Don T.