I first heard "Toad Suckers" in 1980 when I was in high school. Every morning someone would call the radio station (which was located 50 miles away) to request it. Living in rural Virginia, we thought it was the "dirtiest" song we'd ever heard!!!   I have thought of it off and on since then but could only come up with "Frog Sucker" and I knew that wasn't right. I've been trying for several months to get the lyrics. Sitting in a meeting this morning, "Toad Sucker" hit me....I'm glad I didn't blurt it out loud!!! Now I just wish I had a recording of it!!!