Target            Tarjay        
                
Wal-Mart         Wally World; Woemart
                
Dunkin Donuts         Dunk Your Nuts        
                
Taco Bell         Taco Hell        
                
Home Depot         Home Despot
        
McDonalds         Micky D's        

Waffle House        Awful House

Howard Johnsons        Howard's Johnson; HoJo's

K Mart                K Fart

KFC                Kentucky Flied Chicken

Jack in the Box        Jack in the Crack

Lowes                Blowes, Slows

Whole Foods        Whole Paycheck

BJ's            Blow Jobs

Piggly Wiggly        Hoggly Woggly

Publix                 Pubics

Gardunos        Gardungos (for folks from the West)

Steak and Shake        Steak Mistakes

Baskin Robbins        Robbin Bastards

Ramada Inn        Ram it in

Whataburger        Whatafuckinburger








Some Las Vegas Names:

        The Maxim = The Climaxim
        Circus-Circus = Suck-us Suck-us
        Slots-O-Fun = Sluts-O-Fun
        Sahara = Sa-Whore-a
        Ceasars = Sleazers