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Thread #120450   Message #2699409
Posted By: Alice
13-Aug-09 - 10:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
Subject: RE: BS: Funny Police Reports in your home town
A large dog was on top of a very steep roof on South Black Avenue. A caller was worried it would fall off.

Someone dropped off a package of marijuana to be shipped, and the shipping company called police to retrieve it.

Five juvenile males were warned for attempting to climb up a wall of a school on West Main Street just before midnight.

A report of gunshots at a fishing access turned out to likely be a blown tire on nearby Interstate 90.

A landlord wanted to know what to do with a couple of frying pans and other items left behind by a former tenant.

The driver of a tractor pulling a bailer was warned and told to consider taking a back road at 5 p.m. after he had about 50 vehicles backed up behind him on Jackrabbit Lane.