"Minutes of the ReImagined Village Parish Council Meeting

Present:
Sir Winford Toadstrangler-Gout (Chair)" [etceteras]

Lovely re-imagined gothic/surreal stuff Leveller. Have you been at the Mervyn Peake?

With ref. to the resident plot-makers - we really aughta get to the village Murder sharpish dontcha think? It's a bit behindhand...

Possible Murder Weapon: - strange funghi in the rabbit pie. Or is that too passe?
Hypnotised ninja fluffy Morris Dancers weilding err suffocating fluffy pompoms which emit a mysterious poison gas.
The village maypole (for shock village fete/Pagan style Christ sacrifice scene possibilities).
A deadly poisonous hybridised orchid, bred by local orchid fanatic/librarian/pyscho.