There's a Thai restaurant in San Francisco called "Phuket." Used to be a store in Oakland called "Linoleum Dicks." I always thought their slogan should have been "You just can't lick Linoleum Dicks."

Whattaya say we form a Mudcat band, go on tour, hit all those places mentioned so we can make a Mudcat 2000 Tour T-shirt with the place names on the back? "Mudcatters rock Aunt Mary's Bottom, Flush, Climax, Firey Gizzard...."