"With ref. to the resident plot-makers - we really aughta get to the village Murder sharpish dontcha think? It's a bit behindhand..."

Well, yes, but just bear in mind the effects on rural depopulation as witnessed in Midsomer.The only person who would be happy would be the village sexton, Catchpole Boneburier; "us Boneburiers has been putting folk underground for nigh on six centuries."

"The landlord at The Siberian Khatru"

Has the pub name changed? I thought it was The Evil Dreaming Eagle.