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Received this morning.

I went trawling for fakes and found only one, on the ubiquitous Helen Butcher's page. Richard Hoff Bridge is still alive and well, and stating his intention to visit Codnor.

I'm afraid that there won't be any point in looking for an opportunity to shake him warmly by the THROAT, because he doesn't actually exist.

I've reported the fake to Facebook.

AGAIN!
Don T.