The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2701128
Posted By: Little Hawk
15-Aug-09 - 04:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It is:
"Pussy-whipped"? What are you talking about, my beloved ancient floor sweeper? You question my masculinity? For shame! You are shaking a wilted old zuchinni in the face of an immovable mountain, my good fellow.
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No, wait...that was in normal English. You want Apallachian Hillbilly?
Ummm...how about...
"Pussy-whipped"? Whut in tarnation are yew sayin', yew danged old varmint? Yew sayin' I'm not a ma-yan??? Jest back off raght now, y'hear? Yer wavin' a rusty old one-shot pistol that ain't even loaded in the face of a ragin' grizzly, yew pissant, puddle-jumpin' polecat!