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Thread #23992   Message #270213
Posted By: catspaw49
02-Aug-00 - 09:02 AM
Thread Name: Aug. 2: Happy Birthday, Dave Swan!
Subject: RE: Aug. 2: Happy Birthday, Dave Swan!
Well Michael, the Great El Swanno is quite a guy. Along with what chanteyranger mentioned, he also had a high dive act that met with mixed reviews, hence the retirment of the gorilla suit......well actually half a gorilla suit. He would climb to a perch on a 90 foot tower dressed in half a gorilla suit and fishnet hose, leap off, ignite a monstrous fart, and rocket down into a fire helmet filled with lime jello. This inspired both applause and some massive coronaries so you can see why he no longer performs the act.

Well ES.....unhh....unhh....POW. ...... and a Happy Birthday too!!!