Mr. Maurice Ainsley-Barret, an insurance underwriter from LLoyds, was visiting his client, a Mr. Clough, in Leeds. The secretary ushered the underwriter into the client`s office saying, " Mr. Maurice Ainsley-Barret to see you Mr.Clough."
Mr. Clough said, " Oh. Right. Come in and take a seat Mr. Barret".
The underwriter reminded him, " Mr. AINSLEY-Barret!".
"Oh. Right" said Mr. Clough, " Take two f------ chairs then!!"