a American visiting the uk. had a puncture, whilst mending it a little Yorkshire lad stood watching. when the American took out his jack to take of the wheel the little lad said " my dads got two of those. Then the American took out his spare wheel and the lad said" My dads got two of them as well. The American decided to take a leak and on taking it out looked at the lad and said "I bet your dad hasn't got two of these". the lad said " NO BUT HE HAS ONE THAT CAN MAKE TWO OF THAT!