Brings to mind a parody I heard 40+ years ago, to the melody of "Cool Water" as sung by the Sons of the Pioneers & them...

I got no place in the human race
Because my face is ugly.
Just...Plain....Ugly.

All my friends, they live in pens,
And all my kin are ugly.
Just...Plain....Ugly.

Take my Dad, it's really sad.
He looks so bad, he's ugly.
Just...Plain....Ugly.

And my mother, she's another,
Like my brother, ugly.
Just...Plain....Ugly.

That gal of mine, she's six feet nine
Like Frankenstein, she's ugly.
Just...Plain....Ugly.

That's as much as I can remember now.

Peter.