On the off chance that this will impress someone, somewhere, who can use impressing:

http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2009/06/my_latest_townhall_column_3_re.php

Alternative theory: the notice of Obama's birth in Honolulu in 1961, printed in the Honolulu paper the very next day, was planted there by his parents to enable him to serve as President at some future date should he decide to run and actually be elected.

I chose this website specifically because it describes itself as "right-wing" and has a link to a nonpartisan source. I neither endorse nor dispute any other story on this site.