Having re-read this today I'm suprised I didn't comment before. I thought and remember from the late 60's that it started:,P>Twas in the days of good king Azimiarse the first that the words bollocks was found written on the palace doors and the king being in a foul mood, roared. "Who has done this foul deed?". One spotty faced little man playing with himself in the corner shouted, "Daniel". "Lo", said the king. "Let Daniel be sent for" and so it goes on with many of the variations written above incorporated into the monologue. Such bits as. "Shit", said the King etc. "Fuck me" said the queen and 1000 men were trampled in the rush. "Fuck me" cried the queen mother and nobody moved except one old man who'd been wanking off under his cloak. etc.

I though Micca might have written it down as it was from the same college that we both went to that I heard it, possibly from him or we both knew someone who knew it.