Chongo's been bitching about this for years. He must be very happy with the present town hall situation...or at least he would be if they would ease it up a bit so everyone can carry automatic weapons too.

After all, as Chongo often says, "A gun ain't a problem until the wrong person uses it. To prevent that you gotta ensure that the right people all have guns. The right people outnumber the wrong people by a wide margin. If all the right people are packin' heat, the wrong people ain't got a snowball's chance in hell."

If elected, he will do everything in his power to ensure that every man, woman, and ape in the USA can carry a loaded gun to work, while shopping, riding a ferris wheel, chilling at the local watering hole or attending the church of their choice. ;-) Ammunition stations will be placed in convenient public locations such as malls and parking lots so people don't run out.

"There's nothin' worse than realizin' you ain't got a full clip in yer gat just when you most need it."