To get my carry concealed permit I had to present proof that I had had classes in firearms use (I had, hours of it, to get a permit in Kentucky). I had a background check done against the National Crime Computer (FBI) and against the FBI and State Police fingerprint files. I had to present evidence that I lived where I said I did and was a legal resident of Idaho. This was not and should not be a "walk in" affair.

Q: I said that the scenario was simplified. I didn't even touch on discrepancy of force, for instance, or protecting the life of another.

HG: You've never lived in the Rockies, have you? There are some mighty critters out there, and I wouldn't want to face them with anything less than a .357 magnum or, better, a 12 gauge slug. Better still, I'll make enough noise that I don't surprise them. Sorry, but I don't like to stick to sidewalks and Interstates. I'd druther not shoot anything except a paper target, but if I absolutely have to and it was me or "him" -- I'd rather it was "him."

(Alaskan fishing guide: So, why do you have a .38 with you?
Touroid: In case I run into bears, of course.
AFG: Could I suggest something? File off the sights and the hammer spur.
T: Why?
AFG: It'll hurt less when the bear sticks the gun up your ass.)