Not much cop with salad ,Thats Girls stuff,
The Pavlova sounds a right parlava,Airing cuboard?
so I will forget that.
The last time I had spotted dick I ended up in a clinic in Croydon.

Naughty fortys sweet stuff sounds great so that can be her department.

and I will be cooking sausages with apples?or chives and sage on the Thursday just for the hell of it.