"Well, I'm a good solid English citizen and I think my daily attire of thong, wellies, silk choker and fedora should be adopted nationally. It's a bit breezy in the winter months, mind you, but it's a good, distinctive costume and quite attractive in a sort of perverted way. Beards are optional, by the way." (Will)...my lunch had gone down quite nicely until I read that!

Micca - jeans are more of an American thing, surely.