THe cops said, Kid, your story keeps on gettion' slimmer
We've got information you're a guy named Zimmer
Or RJ or Zimmie, or some other claim
That's an awful lot of handles to insist on fame!
And then some teeny boppers started pounding on the door,
Just like last night, and the night before
YEllin' "We wanna throw our underwear at HIM!"
That's BOB DYLAN that yer callin' Zim!"
And at one time he
Was the CHAMPION of the WOorrrrrrlllllld!!!!!!