The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2706133
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
22-Aug-09 - 10:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hi, Mom! I just downloaded a hyperspatial temperature sensor app for my iPhone! It's really cool! I pointed it at Albebaran last night and, ten seconds later, it told me that the star's surface temperature is 3,050° Kelvin. The app uses hyperspatial wormholes to bypass that old 671,000,000 MPH speed limit imposed by the Relativity Police. Otherwise, I'd have had to wait 130 years for the results to come back.
I showed it to Gluon, but he wasn't impressed. I believe his comment translated to, "Big deal. I could have done it in half the time."