There's a very funny song entitled "When I Grow Up", which begins:

"I am a one-year Kid,
And I'm scare worth twenty quid,
I'm the kind of beast you'ld very well look down on:
But my value will increase
At the time of my decease,
For, when I grow up, I want to be a Bodhran"

It's not in the Database (at least under that title), but if anyone has the words in full, it would be a fine addition.