"Sorry WAV, I was forgetting, you're from Australia where human-ovine relationships are the norm. I'm teaching your grandmother to suck eggs here – or, rather, you grandfather to f**k sheep." (TL)...you have no problem with that S., but you have such a big problem with my calm polite criticism of our status quo that you resort to calling me a "fascist" and a "racist". I am, rather, an English repatriate, with a major in anthropology, who has enjoyed travelling through about 40 countries, and probably appreciates our world being multicultural as much as anyone on Earth.

"Eh! Did someone poach the village fete's prize piglet??
One buggers off for a week and there's all sorts of village feuds going on! Gotta catch up with the re-imagined omnibus edition..." (CS)...probably predominantly peripatetic pannage.