Something of an irrelevant point I know, but I found it kinda funny that "Billy Brit" devotes his life to "Soccer" (the term used by Foreign Nations to refer to English "Football") rather than err "Football". I guess he likes "Movies" and "French Fries" too as a part of appreciating his rich English heritage. And probably a nice drop of Coke (the white Colombian stuff rather than the brown fizzy) to top off his day, just like a real traditional British Chav.