If George Formby knew better he would have been accompanying himself on an English cittern not an Hawaiian ukulele.

WAV - this has to be the most idiotic statement of yours yet, not to mention insulting to an entire tradition of English Music which still thrives to this day. Still, it makes a sort of sense for one obsessed with such a simple minded racist world-view, founded as it is on a glorification of ignorance, misinformation and downright rudeness.