"Ya load sixteen tons and wadda ya git?
Another day older an' deeper in shit.
St. Peter don't ya call me, 'cause I can't come:
I'm shovelin' up paper from somebody's bum.

I was working one mornin' where the sun didn't shine
Shoveling up shit and none of it mine...."

Goodness gracious me, ah'm all a-flutter over the songs this incident brings to mind!