Plaxico Burress has hired a "prison coach". So says an article in The Turo, Toro, Tera(still have a hard time spitting out the name of that city) Sun, by Bill Lankhof

"Plaxico Burress has hired a "prison coach" to prepare him for his two-year prison sentence, the one he got for shooting himself.
Now, football players may not have a reputation for being the smartest people but a prison coach? What's to learn here? How hard can it be to figure out what "Hands Up" and "Spread 'Em" mean?"

I say, to keep him from ending up dead! Saying or doing the wrong thing in prison, that you might think is quite innocent, could put you in a body bag! I think it's a smart move and one that could likely save his life, or at the very least a severe beating!
I'd suggest that Bill stick to reporting on things he might know something about or do some research. That way when "Bubba" says "bend over Bill" it won't come as too much of a surprise!