Whew! Have finally completed a digital listing (for insurance purposes) of all the bras in my collection here. It took weeks to do it, and I barely stopped to eat or sleep.

I appear to have 23,812 bras here, most of them in good to mint condition.

I have one that was worn by Ma Barker. It's worth a fortune. But it's not the one she was wearing when she got shot by the FBI. If I had that one I could sell it, retire, and buy a nice little island in the Med. If I had Bonnie Parker's death bra, I could buy an entire country with it. Maybe Liechtenstein. They have excellent pastries there and lovely scenery.