I like to sign my mudcat messages with a sigblock with my email address and a "fortune cookie", aka a "quip". Most of the entries in my quip file are about cats, computers or general nonsense. i.e.:

• Adopt a Sphynx: Think of all the money you'll save on Furrball remedies!
• Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
• God's 2 greatest creations: Cats & Music
• Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
• Science asks "How?" Philosophy asks "Why?" Cats don't care.
• The three virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
• The truth is out there, I just forgot the URL
• There is no such thing as an ugly cat. (http://www.ILoveMySphynx.com)
• What do you mean you "Formatted the Cat"???

I'm looking for one-liners about music. Even better, Cats & Music. Best of all: one-liners about Computers, Cats and Music!

Come one, now, I know there are some quick witted folks out there!

Wincing_Devil I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.