"If you were a screeching menace with sharp toenails and a lingering aroma, you would not have been singled out as an 'example'."

Geeziz Melissa...Sounds like me! So you want I should piss Joe off(er). I'm really good at it as I've been pissing him off for over 10 years!   Do you want a "mild aggravation" or a full blown "Sometimes I just want to kick your ass Spaw" type of thing. See Joe's a kind of nice guy type himself but his exasperation level can be tweaked to the point of making some really stupid fucking decisions.

Shhhh........Quiet now......That hissing you hear? That's Joe who just read that line and even though he knows it is me, he can't help but think for a moment that I'm serious. Now at this point I can say I'm not.......or not say anything at all and he'll wonder even more! Joe is easily moved into Tier 4 thinking and he goes nuts second and third guessing himself.

He just read that and wants to write, "No I don't Spaw. I just want to be sure that I'm clear about things I say." And while that may be true (the "may" in there will screw him up) his midwestern Catholic upbringing makes him vulnerable to feeling he must explain each thing he does because in the end he too wants to be liked.

Melissa, remember.......Joe drinks mushroom tea so I expect him to be fucked up now and again.....Watch.....He'll want to explain that too and justify it Wisconsin style. Let me know how pissed you want him and I'm your man as surely as Bob's your uncle!

Spaw