Goddamned grass eating carp in Lake Monticello. Why they came out into the swimming areas ONLY when I was in the water, I don't know and always after the same couple of freckles on my legs.
Nothing funnier than a 30ish woman jumping straight up out of the water shrieking every 15 minutes or so.
A cat bite (also in my 30s) made me severely ill. Fever and excruciating joint pain for couple of months. Wasn't even my bleedin cat.
Spider bite caused a reaction so bad I had to have incisions in 2 places and shunt put in my hand to drain the poison.
Couple of dog bites, couple of goat bites. One gerbil. One rabbit (several times). One leech and numerous fleas, mosquitoes, ticks, bee/wasp (stings) and fire ants. One chameleon bite.
No snake bites, unusual as I played with snakes all the time as a kid.