Developed version, partially trialled last Monday at the Foresters.

Twas in Sarf Lunnon one dark morn
Steal away, squeal away
I found myself left all forlorn
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar

Steal away you roaring boys,
Steal away, squeal away
Steal away, just hear the noise
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar

I'd left my car securely locked,
Steal away, squeal away,
When I returned it had been twocced,
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar
Chorus

So I walked back that dismal night,
Steal away, squeal away
When flashing blue lights came in sight
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar
Chorus

The coppers said "Now tell, my dear"
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"What are you doing loitering here?"
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar
Chorus

"We'll take you with us now to see"
Steal away, squeal away,
"Why you're out here without ID"
Round the great Sarf Circular.
Chorus

I told them how my car'd been took
Steal away, squeal away
They laughed so much their shoulders shook
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar
Chorus

"That really was a stupid call,"
Steal away, squeal away
"This is Sarf Lunnon after all"
Round the great Sarf Circ'lar
Chorus