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A 5th grade teacher wanted to get some background on her students, so she had a question for each of them: What does your Father do for work"?

"Sally, what does your Father do"?
Sally, "He's a mailman"

"Eddie, what does your Father do"?
Eddie, "He's a cop."

It goes around the room until it comes down to "Dirty" Johnnie.

Teacher, "John, what does your Father do"?
Johnnie, "My Father is dead."
Teacher, "I'm so sorry; what did he do before he died"?

Johnnie, "He turned blue and shit himself."