A man has invited one of his co-workers to dinner, they arrive at the man's house and he opens the front door, whereupon the man's wife grabs him and kisses him VERY passionately. The guest is taken completely by surprise and reacts with a "whoaaaaa! that's incredible, you must be REALLY in love". The man turns to the guest and says, "no, not really, she just does that to make the dog jealous.

Charlotte Olivia Robertson (Ms)