Two, one of which is actually clean.

There was a toad who was bright yellow. Of course, he wanted to be green and brown like the other toads. Yellow was just too conspicuous: he was the target of everything from owls to mountain lions. But one day, hopping through the forest, he met a Fairy Godmother.

"Is there anything you'd like, little yellow toad?" she asked.

"Oh yes. I'd like to be brown and green like the other toads so I wouldn't be the target of every predator in the forest!" he exclaimed.

"So it shall be: abracapukus!" she replied and touched him with her wand.

WHAM! He was brown and green except for his...male organ...which was still bright yellow.

"Ah, I don't mean to complain...." he said, pointing.

"Sorry," she said, "but I don't 'do' those. If you want it changed too you'll have to see the Wizard of Oz."

And the toad hopped off to see the Wizard.

Less than fifteen minutes later a bright purple bear stumbled over the fairy godmother.

"My," she said, "you're a bright purple bear."

"Yes," he replied, "and I hate it. I stand out in the woods and hunters shoot at me. No lady bear will come near me because of that. Could you make me brown like the other bears?"

"Oh, my, yes!" stated the FGM. "Pukusabraphrt!" and the bear turned brown.

Except, of course, for his reproductive organ. THAT was still bright purple.

"Er..." he said, hesitantly, pointing.

"Oh, that! I don't do wangs. You'll have to see the Wizard of Oz to have that changed," she said.

"But how do I find him?" asked the bear.

"Easy," said the Fairy Godmother. "Just follow the yellow dick toad."